The World's Smallest Computer!

In a world full of giant skyscrapers, gigantic mobile phones (e.g. the Samsung Galaxy Tab) and massive 4WD vehicles, it's nice to unwind with some smaller stuff, such as the iPod Shuffle Nano, which you can fully grasp within your hand, or the 1969 Peel P-50 car, which is the world's smallest production car.

But who will expect that someone will make....the world's smallest computer???

This video shows e-blogger Marc Saltzman talking about the Dynamism UMID mBook M1, which is the world's smallest computer.



Dynamism refused to call their product a "smartphone," and rather opted to call their product as a "computer." Their reason is because the UMID mBook M1's operating system is a full version of WINDOWS XP, not WINDOWS MOBILE. The mBook comes with a full functioning USB adapter, an ability to access Wi-Fi (like most laptops), and also the ability to work as a computer with Windows XP or as a mobile phone with a SIM card.

Here are the specifications for the world's smallest computer:

  • 1.3Ghz Z520 Atom CPU, 512MB of RAM
  • 8GB SSD Drive
  • 1024×600 Touch Display
  • 158 x 94.1 x 18.6mm, 315g
Can you believe that? A freakin' 315 g is the weight of the mBook. Heck, even my Toshiba laptop, at 2 kg, is more heavier than the mBook! This thing could fit an average jeans pocket with ease! It's almost as large as a standard Rolex wristwatch!






You might think that the world's smallest computer is one of the greatest invention of man. Well, YOU'RE WRONG! Having an mBook is a complete misery! And here's why:


1. The small keyboard.
2. Try plugging a standard sized USB flash disk into the mBook!
3. The stylus provided with the mBook...worst stylus that has ever been invented. Worse than the Nintendo   DS stylus!
4. The applications aren't adjusted to the mBook's small size. In a standard computer, you'll finish up scrolling Max Power's Blog in around a few seconds. In the mBook....half an hour just to scroll down the pages.

But the webcam....one of the best ones ever invented by man. It's pure HD, and it's very good to be used with Skype!

Overall, the mBook, the world's smallest computer, is a nice little devil. Despite it's disadvantages, it's small size didn't make anyone think twice when buying the mBook, which cost a monstrous $599. It's the perfect computer to be brought anywhere, anytime, and any moment.

Still didn't believe that the mBook is a computer? This will convince you...

We're running on WINDOWS XP!



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Benny and Mice Cartoon, A Mirror to Today's Society

Since 2003, the cartoon section on the Sunday issue of the newspaper KOMPAS has been filled by "Benny and Mice Cartoon" (Indonesian: Kartun Benny dan Mice), a comic strip drawn and written by Benny Rachmadi (Benny) and Muhammad Mistrad (Mice).


Unlike most comic strips, Benny and Mice Cartoon literally takes place in Jakarta and tells about the daily life of the people living there through the eyes of two guys in their 30s, Benny and Mice. They often criticize the trends of the people of Jakarta, such as those infamous "I LOVE NY" t-shirts...



SNI-standard helmets....  



Blackberry...



And even those fancy "flip-flop" frying pans they sell on TV...



And they even criticize those cheesy reality TV shows (such as "Termehek-Mehek...no offense to the fans of the show)...



The guys even made fun of the activity people do during Ramadan (fasting month)...


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Max Power's Useful Tips On: Riding the Elevator for Cowards

Imagine yourself in this situation...you're alone inside an elevator when the thing stopped. A huge, muscular man with black, dragon tattoos around his arms enters the tiny elevator shaft. You gulped in fear as the man presses the button which shows his destination. Fear starts to take over your head, either because of the man's appearance...or the man hasn't taken a bath in a few weeks. The man clears his throat, which to you sounds like a huge thunder striking the elevator. You stared in fear at the man's dark red eyes....before yelling like a little girl and leaping out of the elevator.

If you find yourself in that situation...this is what you should do:

1. Run out of the elevator as soon as the stranger enters the elevator.

2. Press the "Close the Elevator Doors" button by "accident" as you see the stranger approaching the elevator.

3. When the stranger is already inside the elevator, pretend that you have severe asthma and shouts that the stranger is taking your oxygen.

4. Drive the stranger nuts by acting like a flight attendant showing safety procedures.

5. Ask a friend/parent/relative/colleague to come to your place and pick you up.


6. Draw a square line using a chalk inside the elevator shaft and when the stranger enters the elevator, yell "THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU SON OF A .....!!!!!"

7. Call Superman/Ultraman/Spiderman/Batman or any other superhero to pick you up and take you to your destination.

8. Use the stairs (come to think of it, that should be no.1).



There you have it! Max Power has given you important tips if you're afraid to ride the elevator with strangers. May these tips help you. Amen.

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The Most Ridiculous Top Gear Review EVER!!!!!

Jeremy Clarkson decided to IGNORE the economic crisis and reviews the new BMW X6 by taking it around the world...even though the car sucks.

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A Step Closer to European Glory!

Yet another emphatic show has been displayed by Chelsea when they entertained Spartak Moscow of Russia at Stamford Bridge on the 3rd of November. The Blues won 4-1 and scored a ticket to the Round of 16 of this season's Champions League campaign, which means that Carlo Ancelotti's men are one step closer to the club's first Champions League title. This year is very special for London clubs Chelsea, Arsenal, and Tottenham Hotspur, since the final will be held at Wembley, just a drive away from Stamford Bridge, Emirates, or White Hart Lane.




A deadlocked first half which ended goal-less didn't burn out Chelsea's determination to win...after just three minutes of the second half Nicholas Anelka managed to cause every Chelsea fan in the stadium to cheer with a goal, a result of a nice assist from Salomon Kalou.



A few minutes later acting captain Didier Drogba was brought down in the box by Evgeni Makeev in the 61st minute. Drogba himself took the penalty and extends Chelsea's lead to 2-0.

Four minutes later Branislav Ivanovic scored his second goal in two matches after receiving a header from Drogba's free kick. 3-0 and the ticket is now secured.


Bazhenov scored one back for Spartak, but Ivanovic's brilliant performance made him score his second of the night in injury time, thus confirming Chelsea's ticket to the round of 16 as the top of Group F, no matter the results in the next two matches. 

Along with Chelsea, the teams qualifying for the round of 16 are Bayern Munich and Real Madrid. Bayern destroyed CFR Cluj at Romania 4-0, while Madrid played a 2-2 draw in San Siro against AC Milan, but Ajax's 2-1 defeat at the hands of Auxerre means that the ticket are securely in Madrid's grasps.

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Why a Small Town in Conneticut Became the Butt-End of Jokes (Literally)

Before I explain, you should watch this video first: Jackass - Mianus

The Jackass crew traveled 5 hours to the small town of Mianus, Conneticut, USA, and created several videos of double-entendres and puns based on the pronunciation duality of Mianus (My-Anus). And here's the definition of Mianus according to urbandictionary.com:



























A really funny name of a town in Ohio that gets made fun of due to the name that sounded like something from your ass. Jackass also made fun of it.
 
I can see Uranus from Mianus!
We're throwing a party in Mianus!
Many people live in Mianus!

"You guys, stop making fun of Mianus!" 
 
There's a Pizza Hut in Mianus!
Brian lives in Mianus!
There's some famus people that lives in Mianus!
A lot of bumpy roads in Mianus!
We're going to explore Mianus!
I always wanted Chris' wiener in Mianus!
You can catch brown trout in Miaus!
There's a map to Mianus!
I know Mianus better than any man, woman, or child! 
It's hard to breathe in Mianus!
 
 

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Clues to Solve the 100 Insane Questions of Parampaa!


Here's the clues for solving the 100 insane question of the Parampaa Quiz (Quiz Parampaa in Indonesian), the most insane quiz ever in Indonesia, created by a man named Mastova/Mustova, or something. The clues are in Indonesian. (source: www.kaskus.us)

level 1 : Klik kata “mulai”
level 2 : Pilih Jawaban “A”
level 3 : Pilih lingkaran di atas huruf “i”
level 4 : Pilih Jawaban “AY !!”
level 5 : Pilih Jawaban “B”
level 6 : Temukan kata berwarna “hijau” di antara kata berwarna merah
level 7 : Pilih Jawaban “Jali”
level 8 : Pilih “?” yang mirip dengan soal
level 9 : Ingat kombinasi warna yang ada karena bakal terus dipake, lalu klik “ingat”
level 10 : Pilih Jawaban “…hidup bercermin bangkai”
level 11 : Cari kata “mati” dalam matematika lalu klik
level 12 : Pilih Jawaban “10?
level 13 : Klik “13? pada tulisan level 13
level 14 : Masukkan kombinasi warna “merah-biru-kuning-merah-hijau”
level 15 : Geser mouse keluar layar, maka kepala kucing akan tertunduk, lalu klik “space” pada keyboard
level 16 : Lari ke “ujung kanan atas”
level 17 : “Gerakin cicaknya” sampai tujuan , tapi jangan sentuh warna lain
level 18 : Tulis kata “PANDA”
level 19 : Pilih jawaban “21?
level 20 : Pilih jawaban “D”
level 21 : Pilih jawaban “E”
level 22 : Potong kabel lebar berwarna “merah” di time counter
level 23 : Klik “23? di baris ke-3, ke-3 dr kiri
level 24 : Pilih latar warna “merah-biru-kuning-merah-hijau”
level 25 : Klik “lingkaran orange”, trus klo mau ke lingkaran satunya lg jgn lewat area permainan
level 26 : Klik “persegi panjang yang kiri bawah”
level 27 : Di bawah 3 lambang hati ada seekor “cicak”, tinggal di klik aja
level 28 : Cuma butuh gerakin cursor atas bawah
level 29 : Klo masih baru di level ini susun aja dulu gambarnya, trus ikutin tanda panah yang ke “bulatan”, klik “bulatannya”
level 30 : Pilih jawaban “20?
level 31 : Klik kiri “lingkaran orange” sebelah kiri, drag (jgn dilepasin) ke “lingkaran orange” sebelah kanan. Ada cara lain, lelet
level 32 : Pilih jawaban “TDAJ”
level 33 : Pilih jawaban “100001?
level 34 : Klik 3 “lambang hati” di pojok kanan atas
level 35 : Pencet tombol berwarna “merah-biru-kuning-merah-hijau”
level 36 : Drag tulisan “level 36?, dibelakangnya ada tombol
level 37 : Pilih jawaban “zibba”
level 38 : Tembak kepala “cowo”
level 39 : Pilih jawaban “level 39?
level 40 : Tekan tanda”->” di keyboard
level 41 : Klik tanda “!”
level 42 : “Tunggu” adengan oonnya selesai, jgn klik apa2
level 43 : Klik “NTB (Pulau Lombok)”
level 44 : Klik “1? pada soal 1=5
level 45 : Klik “45? pada tulisan level 45
level 46 : Pianonya memiliki urutan nada C D E F G A B, trus klik nada piano hingga membentuk kata “E G G”
level 47 : Tembak kepala “cowo”
level 48 : Tulis jawaban “11?
level 49 : Klik tulisan “run” sampai kepiting kabur ke kanan
level 50 : Tekan angka “1? di keyboard
level 51 : Lolosin kuncinya, jgn kena area berwarna “hitam”
level 52 : Drag tanda (-) ke tulisan level 52, jadinya “level 5-2?, trus klik tulisannya
level 53 : Tekan huruf “S” di keyboard
level 54 : Pilih jawaban “5?
level 55 : Ketik “anini” di keyboard
level 56 : Geser kata “bulan”, di belakangnya ada jawaban
level 57 : Geser bolak-balik mouse di bawah tanda “!!”
level 58 : Pilih warna “kuning”
level 59 : Pilih warna “kuning-hijau-orange-ungu-hijau-merah”
level 60 : Klik huruf “B” “O” “N” “O”
level 61 : Tekan piano dengan menulis “C A G E”
level 62 : Ga usah ngapa2in
level 63 : Klik tulisan “eve” pada tulisan level 62
level 64 : Pilih jawaban “parampaa”
level 65 : Pilih “Mr. Krab-Smurf-The Simpsons-Mr. Krab-Parampaa”
level 66 : Ketik “one” pada keyboard
level 67 : Klik tanda “.”, lalu klik “matahari”, lalu klik “pohon”
level 68 : Tekan “F1 dan F4? di bagian atas keyboard
level 69 : Klik huruf “A” pada kata heart
level 70 : Pilih jawaban “10?
level 71 : Tahan terus menerus “shift-6? sampe doraemon menghilang
level 72 : Tangkap angka “2?, drag ke samping angka 7
level 73 : Urutan storage awalnya 1-2-3-4-5, ubah ke 2-5-3-4-1
level 74 : Pilih “lingkaran-besar-kuning-tersenyum”
level 75 : Tembak kata “HER”
level 76 : Klik kanan layar, trus klik kiri, biar mousenya kelihatan, tekan bagian tengah “O” pada kata mouse, telusuri lalu klik
level 77 : Drag tulisan “mouse” ke tombol hijau, drag lagi ke persegi di sebelah kiri, klik perseginya
level 78 : Klik “jendela di villa” pas lampunya nyala
level 79 : Tulis “Try Again”
level 80 : Tulis “The Cranberries”
level 81 : Pilih jawaban “13?
level 82 : Pilih “OK”, drag bomnya, klik tulisan yang tertutup bom
level 83 : Tunggu hingga detik “ke-3?, akan ada tulisan “S7OP”, klik tulisan S7OP-nya
level 84 : Ketik “?” pada keyboard
level 85 : Ketik “level 85?, ketik “:)”, ketik “you’re welcome”
level 86 : Klik “bagian tengah lingkaran bagian bawah pada angka 8? tulisan “level 86?
level 87 : “Tunggu kuncinya masuk” dulu, lalu tekan “enter”
level 88 : Tekan “F8?, trus pilih “safe mode”
level 89 : Klik buku berwarna “Biru-Ungu-Kuning-Ungu”
level 90 : Pilih lambang “omega (kaya’ tapal kuda)” dan “69?
level 91 : Cuma butuh “kelincahan tangan dan kesabaran”
level 92 : Klik warna “hijau-merah-kuning-biru-merah”
level 93 : Hitung dengan cepat jumlah bola berwarna “merah”
level 94 : Klik “Budi”
level 95 : Tunggu sampai “latarnya warna hijau”, trus klik “lanjut”
level 96 : Klik “mata, bintik tangan, duri di kepala, latar merah, rumput”
level 97 : Klik “tombol merah”
level 98 : Butuh kecepatan tangan dan koordinasi mata yg baik, lingkaran terkecil ada di antara “level & 98?
level 99 : Gan karena menghargai kehebatan pembuatnya, gw ga langsung bocorin, “masuk aja twitternya (twitter.com/masova), liat arah jam 3?

password agar bisa loncat level
level 11 : eleven
level 21 : twenty1
level 31 : thirty1
level 41 : fourty1
level 52 : fifty2
level 67 : sunset
level 71 : dorayaki
level 80 : linger
level 90 : gomugomu

I really apologize to the maker of Parampaa because from my source instead of the clues are given it's the REAL ANSWERS.

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