Max Power's Useful Tips On: Riding the Elevator for Cowards

Imagine yourself in this situation...you're alone inside an elevator when the thing stopped. A huge, muscular man with black, dragon tattoos around his arms enters the tiny elevator shaft. You gulped in fear as the man presses the button which shows his destination. Fear starts to take over your head, either because of the man's appearance...or the man hasn't taken a bath in a few weeks. The man clears his throat, which to you sounds like a huge thunder striking the elevator. You stared in fear at the man's dark red eyes....before yelling like a little girl and leaping out of the elevator.

If you find yourself in that situation...this is what you should do:

1. Run out of the elevator as soon as the stranger enters the elevator.

2. Press the "Close the Elevator Doors" button by "accident" as you see the stranger approaching the elevator.

3. When the stranger is already inside the elevator, pretend that you have severe asthma and shouts that the stranger is taking your oxygen.

4. Drive the stranger nuts by acting like a flight attendant showing safety procedures.

5. Ask a friend/parent/relative/colleague to come to your place and pick you up.


6. Draw a square line using a chalk inside the elevator shaft and when the stranger enters the elevator, yell "THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU SON OF A .....!!!!!"

7. Call Superman/Ultraman/Spiderman/Batman or any other superhero to pick you up and take you to your destination.

8. Use the stairs (come to think of it, that should be no.1).



There you have it! Max Power has given you important tips if you're afraid to ride the elevator with strangers. May these tips help you. Amen.

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A Step Closer to European Glory!

Yet another emphatic show has been displayed by Chelsea when they entertained Spartak Moscow of Russia at Stamford Bridge on the 3rd of November. The Blues won 4-1 and scored a ticket to the Round of 16 of this season's Champions League campaign, which means that Carlo Ancelotti's men are one step closer to the club's first Champions League title. This year is very special for London clubs Chelsea, Arsenal, and Tottenham Hotspur, since the final will be held at Wembley, just a drive away from Stamford Bridge, Emirates, or White Hart Lane.




A deadlocked first half which ended goal-less didn't burn out Chelsea's determination to win...after just three minutes of the second half Nicholas Anelka managed to cause every Chelsea fan in the stadium to cheer with a goal, a result of a nice assist from Salomon Kalou.



A few minutes later acting captain Didier Drogba was brought down in the box by Evgeni Makeev in the 61st minute. Drogba himself took the penalty and extends Chelsea's lead to 2-0.

Four minutes later Branislav Ivanovic scored his second goal in two matches after receiving a header from Drogba's free kick. 3-0 and the ticket is now secured.


Bazhenov scored one back for Spartak, but Ivanovic's brilliant performance made him score his second of the night in injury time, thus confirming Chelsea's ticket to the round of 16 as the top of Group F, no matter the results in the next two matches. 

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