MAX POWER'S BLOG!!!!!!

Imagine yourself in this situation...you're alone inside an elevator when the thing stopped. A huge, muscular man with black, dragon tattoos around his arms enters the tiny elevator shaft. You gulped in fear as the man presses the button which shows his destination. Fear starts to take over your head, either because of the man's appearance...or the man hasn't taken a bath in a few weeks. The man clears his throat, which to you sounds like a huge thunder striking the elevator. You stared in fear at the man's dark red eyes....before yelling like a little girl and leaping out of the elevator.

If you find yourself in that situation...this is what you should do:

1. Run out of the elevator as soon as the stranger enters the elevator.

2. Press the "Close the Elevator Doors" button by "accident" as you see the stranger approaching the elevator.

3. When the stranger is already inside the elevator, pretend that you have severe asthma and shouts that the stranger is taking your oxygen.

4. Drive the stranger nuts by acting like a flight attendant showing safety procedures.

5. Ask a friend/parent/relative/colleague to come to your place and pick you up.


6. Draw a square line using a chalk inside the elevator shaft and when the stranger enters the elevator, yell "THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU SON OF A .....!!!!!"

7. Call Superman/Ultraman/Spiderman/Batman or any other superhero to pick you up and take you to your destination.

8. Use the stairs (come to think of it, that should be no.1).



There you have it! Max Power has given you important tips if you're afraid to ride the elevator with strangers. May these tips help you. Amen.