Why a Small Town in Conneticut Became the Butt-End of Jokes (Literally)

Before I explain, you should watch this video first: Jackass - Mianus

The Jackass crew traveled 5 hours to the small town of Mianus, Conneticut, USA, and created several videos of double-entendres and puns based on the pronunciation duality of Mianus (My-Anus). And here's the definition of Mianus according to urbandictionary.com:



























A really funny name of a town in Ohio that gets made fun of due to the name that sounded like something from your ass. Jackass also made fun of it.
 
I can see Uranus from Mianus!
We're throwing a party in Mianus!
Many people live in Mianus!

"You guys, stop making fun of Mianus!" 
 
There's a Pizza Hut in Mianus!
Brian lives in Mianus!
There's some famus people that lives in Mianus!
A lot of bumpy roads in Mianus!
We're going to explore Mianus!
I always wanted Chris' wiener in Mianus!
You can catch brown trout in Miaus!
There's a map to Mianus!
I know Mianus better than any man, woman, or child! 
It's hard to breathe in Mianus!
 
 

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Clues to Solve the 100 Insane Questions of Parampaa!


Here's the clues for solving the 100 insane question of the Parampaa Quiz (Quiz Parampaa in Indonesian), the most insane quiz ever in Indonesia, created by a man named Mastova/Mustova, or something. The clues are in Indonesian. (source: www.kaskus.us)

level 1 : Klik kata “mulai”
level 2 : Pilih Jawaban “A”
level 3 : Pilih lingkaran di atas huruf “i”
level 4 : Pilih Jawaban “AY !!”
level 5 : Pilih Jawaban “B”
level 6 : Temukan kata berwarna “hijau” di antara kata berwarna merah
level 7 : Pilih Jawaban “Jali”
level 8 : Pilih “?” yang mirip dengan soal
level 9 : Ingat kombinasi warna yang ada karena bakal terus dipake, lalu klik “ingat”
level 10 : Pilih Jawaban “…hidup bercermin bangkai”
level 11 : Cari kata “mati” dalam matematika lalu klik
level 12 : Pilih Jawaban “10?
level 13 : Klik “13? pada tulisan level 13
level 14 : Masukkan kombinasi warna “merah-biru-kuning-merah-hijau”
level 15 : Geser mouse keluar layar, maka kepala kucing akan tertunduk, lalu klik “space” pada keyboard
level 16 : Lari ke “ujung kanan atas”
level 17 : “Gerakin cicaknya” sampai tujuan , tapi jangan sentuh warna lain
level 18 : Tulis kata “PANDA”
level 19 : Pilih jawaban “21?
level 20 : Pilih jawaban “D”
level 21 : Pilih jawaban “E”
level 22 : Potong kabel lebar berwarna “merah” di time counter
level 23 : Klik “23? di baris ke-3, ke-3 dr kiri
level 24 : Pilih latar warna “merah-biru-kuning-merah-hijau”
level 25 : Klik “lingkaran orange”, trus klo mau ke lingkaran satunya lg jgn lewat area permainan
level 26 : Klik “persegi panjang yang kiri bawah”
level 27 : Di bawah 3 lambang hati ada seekor “cicak”, tinggal di klik aja
level 28 : Cuma butuh gerakin cursor atas bawah
level 29 : Klo masih baru di level ini susun aja dulu gambarnya, trus ikutin tanda panah yang ke “bulatan”, klik “bulatannya”
level 30 : Pilih jawaban “20?
level 31 : Klik kiri “lingkaran orange” sebelah kiri, drag (jgn dilepasin) ke “lingkaran orange” sebelah kanan. Ada cara lain, lelet
level 32 : Pilih jawaban “TDAJ”
level 33 : Pilih jawaban “100001?
level 34 : Klik 3 “lambang hati” di pojok kanan atas
level 35 : Pencet tombol berwarna “merah-biru-kuning-merah-hijau”
level 36 : Drag tulisan “level 36?, dibelakangnya ada tombol
level 37 : Pilih jawaban “zibba”
level 38 : Tembak kepala “cowo”
level 39 : Pilih jawaban “level 39?
level 40 : Tekan tanda”->” di keyboard
level 41 : Klik tanda “!”
level 42 : “Tunggu” adengan oonnya selesai, jgn klik apa2
level 43 : Klik “NTB (Pulau Lombok)”
level 44 : Klik “1? pada soal 1=5
level 45 : Klik “45? pada tulisan level 45
level 46 : Pianonya memiliki urutan nada C D E F G A B, trus klik nada piano hingga membentuk kata “E G G”
level 47 : Tembak kepala “cowo”
level 48 : Tulis jawaban “11?
level 49 : Klik tulisan “run” sampai kepiting kabur ke kanan
level 50 : Tekan angka “1? di keyboard
level 51 : Lolosin kuncinya, jgn kena area berwarna “hitam”
level 52 : Drag tanda (-) ke tulisan level 52, jadinya “level 5-2?, trus klik tulisannya
level 53 : Tekan huruf “S” di keyboard
level 54 : Pilih jawaban “5?
level 55 : Ketik “anini” di keyboard
level 56 : Geser kata “bulan”, di belakangnya ada jawaban
level 57 : Geser bolak-balik mouse di bawah tanda “!!”
level 58 : Pilih warna “kuning”
level 59 : Pilih warna “kuning-hijau-orange-ungu-hijau-merah”
level 60 : Klik huruf “B” “O” “N” “O”
level 61 : Tekan piano dengan menulis “C A G E”
level 62 : Ga usah ngapa2in
level 63 : Klik tulisan “eve” pada tulisan level 62
level 64 : Pilih jawaban “parampaa”
level 65 : Pilih “Mr. Krab-Smurf-The Simpsons-Mr. Krab-Parampaa”
level 66 : Ketik “one” pada keyboard
level 67 : Klik tanda “.”, lalu klik “matahari”, lalu klik “pohon”
level 68 : Tekan “F1 dan F4? di bagian atas keyboard
level 69 : Klik huruf “A” pada kata heart
level 70 : Pilih jawaban “10?
level 71 : Tahan terus menerus “shift-6? sampe doraemon menghilang
level 72 : Tangkap angka “2?, drag ke samping angka 7
level 73 : Urutan storage awalnya 1-2-3-4-5, ubah ke 2-5-3-4-1
level 74 : Pilih “lingkaran-besar-kuning-tersenyum”
level 75 : Tembak kata “HER”
level 76 : Klik kanan layar, trus klik kiri, biar mousenya kelihatan, tekan bagian tengah “O” pada kata mouse, telusuri lalu klik
level 77 : Drag tulisan “mouse” ke tombol hijau, drag lagi ke persegi di sebelah kiri, klik perseginya
level 78 : Klik “jendela di villa” pas lampunya nyala
level 79 : Tulis “Try Again”
level 80 : Tulis “The Cranberries”
level 81 : Pilih jawaban “13?
level 82 : Pilih “OK”, drag bomnya, klik tulisan yang tertutup bom
level 83 : Tunggu hingga detik “ke-3?, akan ada tulisan “S7OP”, klik tulisan S7OP-nya
level 84 : Ketik “?” pada keyboard
level 85 : Ketik “level 85?, ketik “:)”, ketik “you’re welcome”
level 86 : Klik “bagian tengah lingkaran bagian bawah pada angka 8? tulisan “level 86?
level 87 : “Tunggu kuncinya masuk” dulu, lalu tekan “enter”
level 88 : Tekan “F8?, trus pilih “safe mode”
level 89 : Klik buku berwarna “Biru-Ungu-Kuning-Ungu”
level 90 : Pilih lambang “omega (kaya’ tapal kuda)” dan “69?
level 91 : Cuma butuh “kelincahan tangan dan kesabaran”
level 92 : Klik warna “hijau-merah-kuning-biru-merah”
level 93 : Hitung dengan cepat jumlah bola berwarna “merah”
level 94 : Klik “Budi”
level 95 : Tunggu sampai “latarnya warna hijau”, trus klik “lanjut”
level 96 : Klik “mata, bintik tangan, duri di kepala, latar merah, rumput”
level 97 : Klik “tombol merah”
level 98 : Butuh kecepatan tangan dan koordinasi mata yg baik, lingkaran terkecil ada di antara “level & 98?
level 99 : Gan karena menghargai kehebatan pembuatnya, gw ga langsung bocorin, “masuk aja twitternya (twitter.com/masova), liat arah jam 3?

password agar bisa loncat level
level 11 : eleven
level 21 : twenty1
level 31 : thirty1
level 41 : fourty1
level 52 : fifty2
level 67 : sunset
level 71 : dorayaki
level 80 : linger
level 90 : gomugomu

I really apologize to the maker of Parampaa because from my source instead of the clues are given it's the REAL ANSWERS.

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What I've Done (Linkin Park) Lyrics

The soundtrack for the 2007 Transformers movie! Here's the lyrics for this awesome song:


In this farewell
There's no blood
There's no alibi
Cause I've drawn regret
From the truth
Of a thousand lies

So let mercy come
And wash away

[Chorus]
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done

Put to rest
What you've thought of me
While I've cleaned this slate
With the hands
Of uncertainty

So let mercy come
And wash away

[Repeat Chorus]

For what I've done
I start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I'm forgiving what I've...
Done

I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done

What I've done
(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)
What I've done
(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)
Forgiving what I've done
(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)

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Time is Running Out (Muse) Lyrics

This is a very awesome song from Muse, you should listen it sometimes! Here's the lyrics for the song:


I think I'm drowning
asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell
that you've created

you're something beautiful
a contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction

you will be the death of me
you will be the death of me

bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it

our time is running out
our time is running out
you can't push it underground
you can't stop it screaming out

I wanted freedom
bound and restricted
I tried to give you up
but I'm addicted

now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
you'd never dream of
breaking this fixation

you will squeeze the life out of me

bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it

our time is running out
our time is running out
you can't push it underground
you can't stop it screaming out
how did it come to this?
ooooohh

you will suck the life out of me

bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it

our time is running out
our time is running out
you can't push it underground
you can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this?
ooooohh

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WHO COULD STOP THE BLUES???


Chelsea had been very awesome this season! They've won six of their eight games, lost once, and drew once, including an emphatic double 6-0 win over West Brom and Wigan Athletic, a 1-0 loss to Manchester City, and a 0-0 draw against the tough-at-home Aston Villa. They are also the most productive team in the Premier League, with the goal difference of 21. Didier Drogba and Florent Malouda are the team's top scorers, each scoring 6 goals, one shy from Manchester City's Carlos Tevez, who had scored 7 goals and is sitting on the top of the top scorer's table.

In the Champions League, Chelsea currently leads Group F which also includes French powerhouse Olympique Marseille, Russian champion Spartak Moskva, and Slovakian MSK Zillina. Chelsea destroyed Zillina 4-1 in Matchday 1, before defeating O.M. at the Bridge 2-0 before finally overcoming their dark 2008 Moscow Champions League Final memory when they slay Spartak 2-0 thanks to a cannonball from Yuri Zhirkov and a goal from Nicholas Anelka.

Their upcoming game in the Premier League is against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Stamford Bridge. Seeing that Wolves, now 18th in the table, are easy pickings, they should win again. With Liverpool in the red zone, Manchester United having the Wayne Rooney crisis, and having defeated Arsenal at the Bridge with two goals to nil, who could stop The Blues???

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Jackass 3D!!!!






The Jackass boys are back, in 3D! Johnny Knoxville and his buddies are re-united once again for the movie Jackass 3D, premiering yesterday in the US territory, commemorating the ten years of the series Jackass.

The movie consists of brand new stunts that the boys had invented themselves, like pulling a tooth using a Lamborghini and using super glue to pull off mustaches. There's also a stunt where Steve-O is being catapulted into a port-a-potty full of excrement.

The movie ended with a retrospective clip show on the previous stunts performed on the Jackass series and the previous movies, Jackass The Movie and Jackass Number Two.

If you like seeing people doing stunts and hurting themselves in full 3D glory, this is the movie to watch.

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Death of Supercars

First, the good news. The Audi R8 GT and the Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport are some of the greatest supercars that man had invented. So great, that the makers of the cars had only made a few of the cars. Audi only made 333 R8 GTs world wide. Bugatti made fewer, 22 of the Grand Sport cars are seen running around the world. Why are these supercars so great? Their speed are undeniably fast, their quality is over the top, and their price could kill your wallet.


Now, for the bad news...


 
picture courtesy of topgear.com

 
picture courtesy of topgear.com

The German Autobahn became a slaughterhouse for supercars early October as the Audi R8 GT slipped on the wet Autobahn, "kissed" the road barrier, performed several flips in the air, before slamming down on the road shoulder and burst into flames. The driver jumped just in the nick of time as the supercar became a superwreck in a sea of fire.

Two days earlier, the Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport was relaxing on the Autobahn with the speed of 125mph when another car came and tried to overtake the 16 wheel lorry in front of the Veyron. As the driver couldn't react in time, the Veyron literally sandwich itself between the lorry and the other car, smashing the corners of the cars. The lorry went out of control and crashed into the guardrail, and had to be lifted with a CRANE.

The drivers involved in both accidents survived, but the accidents killed their owner's wallets. Yikes.

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